remember that segment from time to time on dave letterman’s show… the "stupid human tricks" segment? back when my right tear duct was blocked (several years ago), i thought i should go on the show and squirt water out of my eye. that’s how badly blocked it was… i just had to push on the corner of my eye/nose and water would literally SHOOT out of my eye (trust me, my office wall had the "streams" of tears/water to prove it)!
but i know a little girl who has a pretty cool trick she should show to the world. her daddy calls it "The Vacuum." silly little jorja. she normally looks like this:
she knows how to crawl "regularly," but for some reason, she also likes to move around like this:
especially when she’s tired. her head actually touches the floor and she uses her feet (and her hands somewhat) to move forward…. while her head drags on the ground (like a vacuum cleaner)! it’s the FUNNIEST thing to watch b/c she’ll bump into furniture. stop. sit up. turn. and then start going again in another direction.
sweet jorja girl, i love you…. you are petite and sweet and oh-so-clever. and that really is a stupid human trick (not stupid human. just stupid trick. but you’re a human. i thought i’d better make that clear)!